Listen up, you anonymous commenters on the Sprouse posts.

I'm getting tired of seeing 20 "anonymous" posts all saying the same things. So, because I can see your ip addresses and know that there's only about 4 or 5 of you, I have to start making rules, because you can't be trusted to act like semi-adults.

First, you can start by using a fucking name, so there's not 50 straight messages by "anonymous," all saying basically the same thing cluttering up my email box.

Second, while Slick Vic is a straight up slimeball, if you are going to post crap about him or his current relationship status, at least put something substantive in it. And just in case you are unsure, "She's a bitch" or "She's a skank" or "She's a phony" or whatever, is not the least bit substantive. We know those things already. You've told us that umpteen times. Plus, it's Vic we are talking about. It only makes sense. If you don't have something useful to post, save the bandwith and go look at porn or play online poker or something.

Lastly, you don't have to go back and post basically the same message on EVERY Vic post I ever made, dating back 5 years. Nobody is reading those posts, but you.